And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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