There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
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