this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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