Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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