My Higher Power is John Stamos
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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