Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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