ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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