Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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