I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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