I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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