So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Randomize
