I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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