For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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