Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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