omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
lol hangovers are for mortals.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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