super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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