If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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