You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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