my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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