I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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