ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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