I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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