my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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Who the fuck keeps used condoms?
Probably people who are afraid that their mom will see them in the trash.
That's what kleenexes and strategic placement in multiple garbage bins throughout the house are for. Shaaaaame. I bet that's one cum stained drawer.
Why would you keep used condoms? And why would your mom touch them?
... You KEPT used condoms?
Did they mean the wrappers? That's the only way this isn't disgusting.
I donno why anyone would keep used condoms or why his mother would touch them. I'm hoping these people from my area code meant condom wrappers....
overall = fail... but a 10 for originality!
I was "Bad night" #666. I felt obligated, based on the context of this text, to let everyone know. That's all.
Gross on a new level
That's such an Alabama baptist move. Sorry man.
Exactly what I thought. North AL is the worst.
Ew, why the fuck are you keeping used condoms?
Dude. It's called a fucking toilet. Use it
That, idiot, is how you clog the damned thing.
Fourty First! Oh and my mom would totally do the same thing. Yup, i know, kinda disturbing.
Reduce. Reuse. Recycle.
Reduce? Fail.\nRe-Use? Seems like turning condoms inside out defeats the purpose.\nRecycle? Sure, okay.
First unlept them then u put them in your bedside table? Dumb fuck
Second that.. Wtf
Maybe the OP meant to say used condom wrappers.... I hope. Otherwise Thats hella nasty
Fuck religion
Why did you keep them? Fuckin sick dude
No one keeps used condoms
Maybe you do if you still live with your mommy!
Damnit all you losers are so dumb... i posted this. who the hell keeps USED condom.... USE COMMEN SENSE, con damn wrappers. con damn wrappers
You save them why?
So not surprised by this. Sucks i have to live in the same area as this person. I may even know them... :/
Why would you KEEP them in a bed side table? Do you not have a trash can? It's your own fault. And it's disgusting.
Huntsville, Alabama represent!
Too funny too funny.
Why keep used condoms u sick fuck?!
Probs trying to hide them from her religious mother? just a guess.
WTF is wrong with your mom dude..that's really weird
Hahaha actually a funny one
Wow....You fail...badly!
1013, I really hope you're right
First
Soooo grossssss. Why?!
Eww you should throw those out, they're not keepsakes!
Why the fuck would you keep those?! And second. Why would your mom touch them?! And third! Who would want to sleep with you for this?!
Ew on so many counts
Flush 'em.
Does this freak collect used condoms or something?? Wtf
Agrees, weird you keep them, but why the hell did your mom touch them?!?!?!
Fuck the bible keep on having sex atleast you ate using protection unlike most of the texts u read here and tell your mom to get a grip what a uptight bitch
Owned but not really
haha... well she certainly got her point across didn't she?
4th
Only in Alabama.... Anniston here.
Omg used condoms what the hell kind of girl would sleep with you after she saw them?
Tell your insane mom that long term abstinence leads to vastly higher occurrences of prostate cancer. True story.
Ew you keep used condoms?
Sayin bible is the middle of sex
classic alabama...i miss home lol
that sounds like a weird fetish man but thats gross as hell
yeee must be a nigga
Ok ew I really hope this is a typo
I do they're like memories
do you label them too? what night and who you used them with? \nthat's sick. you're sick.
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