Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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