You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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