***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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