I hate your face
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
