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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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