I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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