Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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