Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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