1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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