Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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