You're my little dorito
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
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