He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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