moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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