Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
do nipples grow back?
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