He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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