i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
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