I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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