Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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