I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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