bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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