ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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