party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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