It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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