he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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