Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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