Princesses don't give blow jobs
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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