Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
people are starting to question the shark bite story
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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